Xinjiang BBQ Cart #2

Xinjiang BBQ Cart #2

Take-out: Yes
Good for Kids: Yes
Good for Groups: Yes

Price range.

$ Price range Under $10

2 reviews

  1. Just as good as #1, but in a less insane location.

    Chicken hearts and extra-spiced lamb can't be beat. Wash it down with some of the Golden Eggies from the cart nearby and you have yourself a balanced lunch*

    *Heart attack

  2. *Grunt*

    This place fits in perfectly with 2 of my recurring Yelp review themes:

    1) It makes me poop
    &
    2) It's ghetto

        Lately I've been addicted to using the ampersand symbol (it looks like a stick figure dragging his butt across the floor).

        Anywho, you shouldn't be concerned about the diarrhetic (hehe, play on words) portion of this review; anything spicy makes me need a bathroom anyways, so trust me, it's not them, it's me… I should probably do something about that… Maybe I'm dying.

        My general heuristic to cart food is: the simpler the better, and this cart is almost as simple as it gets. Beef, chicken, or lamb, spicy or not spicy. I don't like telling people what to eat but nobody gets the beef, it's all about the spicy chicken. They use a sort of spicy powder that I've never come across anywhere else; even the texture of the spice sprinkled onto my stick of meat is none I've ever encountered. A part of the fun I have with this place is trying to figure out what that spice is & speaking of sticks of meat, I'm suddenly reminded of one of SuperBad's best lines. "You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!" – Jonah Hill

        Several other add ons to enjoy your chicken to mouth experience is the fat content & location. I don't know the exact percentages of blah blah blah, I just know that I hate chewy meat and so far, they've trimmed all of the fat off of the kebabs I've ordered. And probably the biggest factor for their consistent business is that they're a block away from the train station, and not even the shitty long side of the block, the short side. It's like less than a minute from the train.

        Yeah, I've got nothing else to say.

    Maybe I should go see a doctor.

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