Take-out: Yes Good for Kids: Yes Good for Groups: Yes
Price range.
$ Price range Under $10
2 reviews
Rina Tellis
Just as good as #1, but in a less insane location.
Chicken hearts and extra-spiced lamb can't be beat. Wash it down with some of the Golden Eggies from the cart nearby and you have yourself a balanced lunch*
This place fits in perfectly with 2 of my recurring Yelp review themes:
1) It makes me poop & 2) It's ghetto
Lately I've been addicted to using the ampersand symbol (it looks like a stick figure dragging his butt across the floor).
Anywho, you shouldn't be concerned about the diarrhetic (hehe, play on words) portion of this review; anything spicy makes me need a bathroom anyways, so trust me, it's not them, it's me… I should probably do something about that… Maybe I'm dying.
My general heuristic to cart food is: the simpler the better, and this cart is almost as simple as it gets. Beef, chicken, or lamb, spicy or not spicy. I don't like telling people what to eat but nobody gets the beef, it's all about the spicy chicken. They use a sort of spicy powder that I've never come across anywhere else; even the texture of the spice sprinkled onto my stick of meat is none I've ever encountered. A part of the fun I have with this place is trying to figure out what that spice is & speaking of sticks of meat, I'm suddenly reminded of one of SuperBad's best lines. "You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!" – Jonah Hill
Several other add ons to enjoy your chicken to mouth experience is the fat content & location. I don't know the exact percentages of blah blah blah, I just know that I hate chewy meat and so far, they've trimmed all of the fat off of the kebabs I've ordered. And probably the biggest factor for their consistent business is that they're a block away from the train station, and not even the shitty long side of the block, the short side. It's like less than a minute from the train.
Just as good as #1, but in a less insane location.
Chicken hearts and extra-spiced lamb can't be beat. Wash it down with some of the Golden Eggies from the cart nearby and you have yourself a balanced lunch*
*Heart attack
*Grunt*
This place fits in perfectly with 2 of my recurring Yelp review themes:
1) It makes me poop
&
2) It's ghetto
Lately I've been addicted to using the ampersand symbol (it looks like a stick figure dragging his butt across the floor).
Anywho, you shouldn't be concerned about the diarrhetic (hehe, play on words) portion of this review; anything spicy makes me need a bathroom anyways, so trust me, it's not them, it's me… I should probably do something about that… Maybe I'm dying.
My general heuristic to cart food is: the simpler the better, and this cart is almost as simple as it gets. Beef, chicken, or lamb, spicy or not spicy. I don't like telling people what to eat but nobody gets the beef, it's all about the spicy chicken. They use a sort of spicy powder that I've never come across anywhere else; even the texture of the spice sprinkled onto my stick of meat is none I've ever encountered. A part of the fun I have with this place is trying to figure out what that spice is & speaking of sticks of meat, I'm suddenly reminded of one of SuperBad's best lines. "You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!" – Jonah Hill
Several other add ons to enjoy your chicken to mouth experience is the fat content & location. I don't know the exact percentages of blah blah blah, I just know that I hate chewy meat and so far, they've trimmed all of the fat off of the kebabs I've ordered. And probably the biggest factor for their consistent business is that they're a block away from the train station, and not even the shitty long side of the block, the short side. It's like less than a minute from the train.
Yeah, I've got nothing else to say.
Maybe I should go see a doctor.