Alright, y'all. This is our one chance at victory. I know we're down to the very last of the tequila, and the girls are getting fidgety 'cause we're all out of wine, so we can't let our concentration down. Here we go, tequila refill for playoff party savior on two.
I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory… lasts forever. Ready, break!
*steps out of huddle and up to the line of scrimmage*
*licks his fingers*
Blue, 42! Blue, 42!
*gesticulates wildly like Peyton Manning*
*steps back from line*
Audible! Audible! Gin! Gin! Gin!
*gesticulates wildly some more*
*almost elevates from flapping his arms so hard*
Hut, Hut! Hike!
*grabs keys, runs out apartment door, down steps, up hill one block to Bay River, gets all the alcohol he needs for a reasonable price, runs back down hill making sure not to fall on any icy patches, races back up stairs, dodging past neighbors who have sixth sense about newly acquired alcohol, cuts back down the hallway and into the door before anyone notices he's gone*
Large selections of the finest quality of liquors from around the world, in the Park Slope sector of Brooklyn. Bay River has just about every liquor known to man. The employee was readily available to help you find your poison,I mean liquor. They also have a lotto machine, in case you win, you'll might return and buy a bottle of Moet or Hennesy. LOL!
Pretty good selection. Lots of cheap-o wine that isn't bad. Liquor selection is a bit iffy… and hard to navigate.
I feel like some of the alcohols are not located where they should be in relation to type. Such as vodka being found in 3 separate spots for unknown reasons.
Can't say I come here too often, because 1) I'm lame and don't get invited to house parties, hence no need for me to frequent a liquor store and 2) I'm too lazy to make my own drinks. Hey, I have several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't want to disappoint them by getting myself *slightly* intoxicated…. Without them! 😉
However, when I do decide to make mulled cider or try and see if soaking gummy bears in vodka will make you drunk faster (seriously, blame idiot high school kids these days for that one) I end up here because it's a stones throw away from my humble abode.
Staff normally keeps to themselves, and I don't mind it. Prices ain't that bad.
*steps into huddle with 10 other sweaty men*
Alright, y'all. This is our one chance at victory. I know we're down to the very last of the tequila, and the girls are getting fidgety 'cause we're all out of wine, so we can't let our concentration down. Here we go, tequila refill for playoff party savior on two.
I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory… lasts forever. Ready, break!
*steps out of huddle and up to the line of scrimmage*
*licks his fingers*
Blue, 42! Blue, 42!
*gesticulates wildly like Peyton Manning*
*steps back from line*
Audible! Audible! Gin! Gin! Gin!
*gesticulates wildly some more*
*almost elevates from flapping his arms so hard*
Hut, Hut! Hike!
*grabs keys, runs out apartment door, down steps, up hill one block to Bay River, gets all the alcohol he needs for a reasonable price, runs back down hill making sure not to fall on any icy patches, races back up stairs, dodging past neighbors who have sixth sense about newly acquired alcohol, cuts back down the hallway and into the door before anyone notices he's gone*
*crowd cheers*
I'm going to Disneyworld!
*spikes tequila, bottle shatters*
Rinse, lather, repeat.
These owners are very honest people. I can tell you that for sure. Excellent prices and a great selection. Love it!
Large selections of the finest quality of liquors from around the world, in the Park Slope sector of Brooklyn. Bay River has just about every liquor known to man. The employee was readily available to help you find your poison,I mean liquor. They also have a lotto machine, in case you win, you'll might return and buy a bottle of Moet or Hennesy. LOL!
Long store hours is the big draw of this basic wine and liquor shop. Big selections but lack guidance or that Brooklyn yuppy local vibe.
Pretty good selection. Lots of cheap-o wine that isn't bad. Liquor selection is a bit iffy… and hard to navigate.
I feel like some of the alcohols are not located where they should be in relation to type. Such as vodka being found in 3 separate spots for unknown reasons.
Can't say I come here too often, because 1) I'm lame and don't get invited to house parties, hence no need for me to frequent a liquor store and 2) I'm too lazy to make my own drinks. Hey, I have several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't want to disappoint them by getting myself *slightly* intoxicated…. Without them! 😉
However, when I do decide to make mulled cider or try and see if soaking gummy bears in vodka will make you drunk faster (seriously, blame idiot high school kids these days for that one) I end up here because it's a stones throw away from my humble abode.
Staff normally keeps to themselves, and I don't mind it. Prices ain't that bad.